PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SUGGESTION, DIRECTV STYLE

At first, I typed this out in a much more organized, logical way, but like all organized, logical posts, it was no fun at all, so I scrapped it. Here’s the end result, a passive-aggressive, DirecTV-style poem on why you should participate in the Marquette basketball forum on Reddit (www.reddit.com/r/mubb)!

When you don’t check the Marquette basketball forum on Reddit, you are left with a measly Twitter account

When you are left with a measly Twitter account, you don’t want to spam your followers with news

When you don’t want to spam your followers with news, you don’t retweet news about a recruit

When you don’t retweet news about a recruit, this news about a recruit stays in a virtual corner to rot in internet hell

When this news about a recruit stays in a virtual corner to rot in internet hell, you miss out on interesting quotes

When you miss out on interesting quotes, you are left unaware that 2015 commit Nick Noskowiak is heavily recruiting Henry Ellenson to Marquette

When you are left unaware that 2015 commit Nick Noskowiak is heavily recruiting Henry Ellenson to Marquette, you are left unaware that Marquette has a legitimate shot at the #5-ranked recruit in the country

When you are left unaware that Marquette has a legitimate shot at the #5-ranked recruit in the country, your friends start leaving you out of their circle

And when your friends start leaving you out of their circle, they don’t take you to Marquette vs. Wisconsin at the Bradley Center on December 6th, 2014

Don’t be left out at Marquette vs. Wisconsin at the Bradley Center on December 6th, 2014. GO TO REDDIT.COM/R/MUBB AND EITHER PARTICIPATE OR READ THE MARQUETTE BASKETBALL COMMUNITY FORUM. ‘CAUSE IT’S SUPER USEFUL AND INTERESTING AND DESERVES MANY MORE USERS AND READERS. DO IT. NOW. ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT. K BYE.

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